A very real zombie threat

Ok, so in the post where president bush was mentioning Zombies, I didn't really think that it was a real threat. Apparently I should take these things more seriously. In this article at Cracked.com, there is a detailed threat level for real zombie attacks.

I'm going to go hide in the basement.

If only I could find the Zombie survival guide that I have laying around somewhere.

Mmmmmm... Brains.